My old occasional “commentary” series of random musings from the days when I only had a Tripod or other free service web space. Laugh or cringe at the antiquated thought processes of a naive mind.
Hey kids. Tonight is the WWE’s pay-per-view live from Montreal. That’s right. There’s a WWE pay-per-view event in my backyard for the first time since Survivor Series 97. It isn’t the first televised event that I’m not attending. However, it IS the first time that such a scenario doesn’t bother me.
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #25 – February 23rd, 2003”
A new commentary after nearly a goddamn month… not necessarily a long one either.
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #24 – February 14th, 2003”
Something interesting has happened. I’ve lost track of the planned site updates. Not the first time it’s happened, mind you, but it happened.
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #23 – January 15th, 2003”
A new year falls upon us… okay, that could have been said seven days ago, but so what? The first Bite of 2003 is gonna be longer than the rest of the pack. In fact, it could very well be the longest piece I have written.
NOTE: This happens to be posted a day late, so any comments written in bold italics are last-minute additions.
Since we’re in the year 2003, I thought I should take a look back at the year that was 2002. As I type this, I mentally, as well as physically, smack myself in the head thinking this kind of thing should have been done on the last Bite, but so what?
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #22 – January 8th, 2003”
Hey kids. The past few days has been uneventful to say the least. Yeah, I know. The past few commentaries haven’t been particularly long (and the Jar-Jar thing was absolutely pathetic). Since NS is only going to air in February and since I’m keeping any wrestling-related comments to a minimum, there’s not much material for me to use anyway. However, there are some stuff I want to get off my chest and some stuff;
(2015 Dave Says: The “Jar-Jar thing” refers to a period of time when I had used an external gimmick to re-transcribe my website into Jar-Jar speak. In essence, every page would appear as though it was written by Jar Jar. There was even a commentary written in this form, though without said gimmick, the commentary was pretty worthless. It was a rather lousy gimmick that probably would’ve worked better as an April Fools gag, but then again, maybe not.)
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #21 – December 3rd, 2002”
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #20 – November 21st, 2002”
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #19 – November 14th, 2002”
(2014 Update: The following post originally featured Hulk Hogan inadvertently gave away spoilers for taped editions of Impact Wrestling. The video in question has since been removed, so in its place, I posted another Bite commentary, along with a couple additional bits that were posted days later, but weren’t long enough to merit their own individual posts. As per the case, any modern reflections is added in bold.)
Happy Halloween. Have fun with your trick-or-treating. Now to my juicy rants:
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #18 – October 31st, 2002”
How are we doing today? Do you notice something different in this edition?… Just a font change. But who cares? Also, I am trying to cut down on the swearing, but that is no guarantee.
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentary #17 – October 24th, 2002”
Continue reading “Classic Bite Commentaries #16 – October 22nd, 2002”
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