Classic Bite Commentary #75 – March 30th, 2008

Hey look! It’s Wrestlemania 24! It’s another short and useless Bite commentary. Let’s get started! VERY little to say today, as I just did my best ranting a couple weeks ago in the last Bite commentary, so forgive the shortness of this reply. Also, I want to get started on finishing up some new stuff for the site.

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Classic Bite Commentary #74 – March 10th, 2008

So I’m pretty sure somebody’s pissed off by the little “gag” I posted when I “opened” the Webstation. Not gonna lie, despite my best efforts to make the date, laziness and an urge to build more MegaMan levels on my PSP grew too strong and so I ended up with nothing ready and a picture of a shadowy John Cena denying access to the site. For those whom I’ve offended, I’m sorry.

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Classic Bite Commentary #73 – February 29th, 2008

It’s a leap year. It’s the 29th. It’s just another day at the office. But hopefully by the time you read this, the Webstation is back in operation. So yeah, I’ve waited a whole month to post this commentary today – a commentary that is mostly filled with blog reposts that’s to my vain efforts to get to 800 before the month is over… which is a miserable failure. Although to tell the truth, most of the stuff posted was supposed to make their way here first – but then again, most of this stuff is probably outdated anyway. Oh well. Let’s get on with it.

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Classic Bite Commentary #72 – January 28th, 2008

So I’m just minding my own business visiting some sites, checking out the new AVGN and Irate Gamer videos, when I get Messengered by a friend of mine. The following conversation actually happened, I promise…

So my bud’s first message was “Dude, did you hear Heath Ledger just died?”

“Who?” I replied, not immediately knowing who he was talking about.

“The Brokeback Mountain guy?” he emphasized

It took me a while before I wrote “You mean the guy from A Knight’s Tale?”

“Yeah.”

“Damn. That sucks.”

And then in a long pause, he added. “So what happens to Batman?”

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Classic Bite Commentary #71 – December 23rd, 2007

LATENESS NOTE: The majority of this commentary was written two days before Christmas and is left untouched. To make up for the fact that this commentary is late, I’ve added a P.S. listing my short display of Christmas gifts that isn’t money.

WARNING: Contains language and some material unsuitable for younger readers. Discretion is advised.

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Classic Bite Commentary #69 – October 14th, 2007

Welcome to the Bite. As stated on the Blog, this is the second of four weekly commentaries. If you’re wondering why I’m adopting a weekly system despite my mentioning it on the Blog, I’ll repeat it here: Pretty soon, the blog will be hitting 666 posts and I want to make this something special… like the Beast From Krypton or something. Because of this, I’m going to do weekly commentaries for the month of October to go along with the weekly updates on the Webstation. Because these are weekly updates, there won’t be much stuff in them outside of what would normally be posted in a Blog entry. That having been said, let’s get started.

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Classic Bite Commentary #68 – October 6th, 2007

USELESS BIT OF INFORMATION: According to the WWE Pay-Per-View event Unforgiven 2006, Edge has never lost a TLC match prior to his defeat at the hands of John Cena. Bullshit; on a May 24, 2001 episode of WWF Smackdown, Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit defended their WWF World Tag-Team Titles in a four-team TLC match against the Dudley Boyz (now Team 3D in TNA), The Hardys, and of course, Edge & Christian Cage (then known simply as Christian). Suffice to say, Jericho & Benoit retained their titles.

WARNING: Contains language and some material unsuitable for younger readers. Discretion is advised.

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Classic Bite Commentary #67 – September 15th, 2007

Another month, another Bite commentary. Lots of stuff to get to so let’s jump right in, shall we? Some of these are blog reposts and expansions, others are original content, and then there’s a couple other stuff here and there. I was planning on making a couple announcements, but have decided to save them for the next commentary. Yes, a cheap attempt at a build-up for the next commentary! ORDER NOW!

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Classic Bite Commentary #66 – August 15th, 2007

Welcome to the Bite… yes, it’s my birthday and I’m posting this commentary on it just for the few people who follow up on these commentaries. So you better feel special. Some of these are pure lazy-ass blog reposts (with special additional commentary).

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