Category: Classic Bite Commentaries (2002-2012)

My old occasional “commentary” series of random musings from the days when I only had a Tripod or other free service web space. Laugh or cringe at the antiquated thought processes of a naive mind.

Classic Bite Commentaries #15 – October 12th, 2002

(2024 Update: For the first time in a long time, I present the October 12th, 2002 edition of the Classic Bite Commentary. For some reason, the original post that labeled this as October 12th was just a copy of the October 2nd commentary and this was a thing for years. That’s been rectified now and you’ve got the actual commentary… which is something a bit different.)

Hey, kids. Not much to say today… just want to complain about some largely bad wrestling.

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Classic Bite Commentary #12 – September 13th, 2002

Hey folks, how’s it going? Yes, this is the second Bite commentary update of the week, right here on Friday The 13th… you know what that means? Superstition aside, you’re guaranteed bad luck for the rest of your life if you claim Jason X is the best of the Jason movies… quite frankly, I think Jason X is a series in itself and not particularly related to the “classic” Friday movies… on the other hand, Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday was pretty crappy as well.

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Classic Bite Commentary #11 – September 10th, 2002

Greetings friends. Things were rather hectic again here at home which prevented me from posting a new commentary, so I’m sorry and thanks for your patience. This was supposed to be up on the first of September, so stuff added on that day is here. Then we move on to the current comments. So there, two days for the price of one!

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Classic Bite Commentary #09 – August 15th, 2002

Happy birthday to me… happy birthday… to me…

Okay, okay… like you people care. If you do, you can mail me your cash!!!… kidding… Since it is my birthday, and since I’ve overloaded frequent visitors (yeah, both of them), this will be the last Bite commentary for a while. The next one will probably be up the night before Summerslam…

Last week, I put up an incomplete topic called “Stupid stunt of the week” in the August 10th Bite. Simply put, I completely forgot about it. This is the completed text as it would have been had I had all my faculties in check:

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Classic Bite Commentary #08 – August 10th, 2002

Good morning folks. How are we all doing today? I kinda feel like shit, but apparently not shitty enough to not want to write this commentary. There isn’t much that happened, so this will probably be short…

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Classic Bite Commentary #07 – August 7th, 2002

Hello, boys and girls. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. As I write this, I’m watching Chris Jericho run his mouth off once more… oh, now he’s calling himself King of the world again. I know exactly what he’s king of… as soon as I crap it down the flusher, I’ll invite the king over to take his throne… after a short pause of typing, Triple H was called a cerebral ass by Mr. I-hate-the-Internet. Aw, you poor fool… now it’s Jericho alone again, oh wait a minute! Here comes Rob Van Dam… what the f*** does he want now?! Jericho’s going on his “NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!” tirade… RVD is welcoming Jericho to RAW… Jericho ausing sacasm… RVD asking what Jericho was smokin’… RVD making a challenge to Y2J… I liked it better when RVD was calling himself the whole F’N show… more bickering on who’s Mr. Monday Night… now a short cheap fight… JR claiming Jericho made a huge impact… WHAT HUGE IMPACT, YA FAT OKLAHOMAN?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKIN’?!

By the way, I just saw a stupid TV spot for a new movie called Serving Sara… do you remember this girl Rena Mero?… didn’t think so?

Anyways, let’s get to this commentary…

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