BOOK REVIEW – Star Trek: The Ashes Of Eden (1995)

The Ashes Of Eden is the first Star Trek novel written by William Shatner (co-written with Judith and Garfield Reeves-Steven) and is the first book in the series of Star Trek books that would chronicle the further adventures of Captain James T. Kirk after the movies. This series would be dubbed the “Shatner-verse” and was its own self-contained series that would have no baring on official Star Trek canon or even the canon of the Star Trek novels once that became a thing.

Truth be told, I’ve only read the first couple books at most and dropped off afterwards when they started diving into mirror universe bits and bobs. That, along with the fact that these books would more or less be their own self-contained continuity with no relevance towards the larger literary universe the other Trek novels of the time were establishing, meant that others were free to skip these and do their own thing, which was probably for the best considering some of the narrative choices these things go on… but this isn’t about those later books. This is about The Ashes Of Eden, the story of a James Kirk who is unhappy with the notion of retirement that when he receives the offer of one final mission from a mysterious woman, he is more than happy to accept, even if that mission puts him at odds with an ever changing Starfleet.

Whatever you want to say about William Shatner, never let it be said that he cannot spin a good yarn. And the Ashes of Eden feels like a story written by a man who clearly struggles with the idea of being passed on and will do what he can to stay relevant and active; something that he has infused into the character that he has played for a quarter century and thus should know very well. Whatever the circumstances, the character and actions of Kirk are truly believable and consistent with what we know of him from years of on-screen adventures; a man who will not allow himself to fade into obscurity and will prove he still has something to offer to this galaxy.

Sometimes, this might come at the expense of the other characters, who may come across as either bumbling idiots or ignorant fools. The rest of the cast sometimes feels true to themselves, but some actions, you feel, are out of place and are only there to instill the strength of the central Kirk character. In essence, this is the Star Trek V scenario that Shatner envisioned of a Kirk against his crew sort of deal, except there is no Nimoy or Kelley to argue that they would never go against their captain… but apparently James Doohan was around because Scotty is the only other member of the crew by Kirk’s side during this little adventure… and dare I say, he comes off slightly better here than he did in Shatner’s film debut.

All in all, The Ashes Of Eden is a tremendous book and certainly a nice little last hurrah for Jim Kirk as only William Shatner could tell it… if only it had remained at this one book…

DTM BLOG Classics #40 – The 1000th Post Of DTM BLOG

(2019 Update: This was the “historic” 1000th post on the original DTM Blog, which felt like a monumental occasion before the number felt meaningless in the long run, such as being part of a new blog where it sits far lower on that count. I decided to dedicate the post to what was at the time a substantial acquisition or two in the collection, as the banner above would indicate.)

1000th post… Go fucking figure.

Two significant things happened in regards to my small but growing gaming library. Not so much significant to you, but significant to me. Which is probably the reason why I decided to use this monumental 1000th Blog Post to bring it up… that and I had nothing really major planned and just wanted any excuse to promote something as “big”.

1) August 29th saw me pick up a copy of Mega Man 5 for the NES. Yeah, some people will say that it’s one of the weaker titles in the Mega Man library, but it’s still a fairly good game in its own right – and it DID introduce Beat the Bird, who is in its best form in this game, unlike in Mega Man 7 where all he does is saves you from pits after freeing him from his cage and then you have to pay for extra tokens if you want him to save you from pits again – ungreatful capitalist bird bastard. The big deal with this one purchase is that the circle of NES Mega Man games is now complete, as I now own all six titles – one of several obsessive goals I’ve had ever since I got back into the groove of retro gaming with the purchase of the FC Twin back in October 2007. So in the broader sense of the mainstream Classic series (not counting the handhelds or spin-offs) – with the PS1 Mega Man 8 also in my possession, all that’s left now is the SNES Mega Man 7 and possibly the GBA Megaman & Bass… and maybe, just maybe I’ll save up for a next-gen console so I can have me some Mega Man 9. That’ll be awhile.

2) August 30th saw me pick up a Sega Dreamcast. I can now call myself one of the few (hundred something) gamers to lay claim to all four major consoles of the Sixth Generation… you know, the one with the Gamecube, Playstation-2, and X-Box original. The deal was actually not that bad, as it came with a Dreamcast, two controllers, a third-party Memory Card (no LCD screen on this one), and six games. No Sonic Adventure in the set – which is fine because I have it on Gamecube and play it even less there… Sorry, guys. It may be the best of the 3D Sonics, but I just can’t get into it, but I digress – there’s a football game I don’t care about – I was remotely interested by the included NBA 2K box, but it was empty – but at least I have a copy of WWF Royal Rumble I can call my own. I might even get used to the bloated controller. Pretty sweet deal, I suppose.

So five years (not quite) and 1000 posts later… I’m still here. I’m still gainfully employed, I’m still relatively healthy as long as I stay away from anything made by Maple Leaf for the foreseeable future, I’m still watching movies, I’m still playing games, and perhaps most of all, I’m still satisfied with how things turned out. Could things be a bit different? Maybe, maybe not. But I’ve long since given up on dwelling on what could have been and taking advantage of what I got now… even if it seems little by most people’s standard.

At the same time, there comes a time when I have to get off the Lakitu cloud I’ve been floating for the past few years and grow up. The time will come when I have to look at the big picture and set up bigger personal goals for myself instead of just materialistic ones. I have to go for truly important choices and not just the ones that make me happy now. When that magical time comes, I’ll let you know… but for now, I’m going for a walk outside… or at least a drive to Wal-Mart and pick up some BBQ sauce.

So for the few who have been following this blog, for the few who has stopped by for a quick look and left promptly after, for the few who remotely cared, I want to say thanks for being here. It means a lot… no, really. It does.

I’ll be back soon. See ya.

Power Rangers Game Wizard LCD Handheld Video

Written August 8th, 2015
Digging through the archives and I saw this old 2008 video where I was showing this Game Wizard Power Rangers handheld thing. It doesn’t show off gameplay, the vocal and picture quality is god-awful – I think this was taken with a digital camera that has long since left the world of the living – and the video as a whole is short, but it’s a fun lookback.

In hindsight, I kinda wish I still had this. Then again, I kinda wish this was still working.

Oh well…

A Message To Ericmansuper

This guy did a couple NES game reviews and is currently wrapping up his Wrestlemania review (spoiler: the game is bad), but people tend to complain about how long he’s taking. Guys, I wish I could be on the same bandwagon as the rest of you – bitching about how it takes months to review a game with about as much depth as a Sizzler review – but I’m not. These types of video take time to do and the conflicts of dealing with crashing software doesn’t help matters. I remember it took a good couple days to do a two-minute clip of crappy animation that could have taken less time if fucking Movie Maker hadn’t crashed as much as it likes to. Also, another thing these guys have to remember is that the people reviewing games have lives outside of YouTube. Not everyone gets paid for posting videos.

So Eric. Keep up the good work and take your time. While you have few reviews than the other guys, I find them to be much more thourough and enjoyable than the other “Big Two.”

People can check out Eric’s awesome work here.

Madden-ing Repetition And A Datel Dartel… What?

So Madden ’09 came out yesterday and apparently, I’m supposed to care.

Let me recap something here. I’m not a big football guy and therefore don’t get crazy over the latest Madden game a.k.a. the Same Fucking Game You Bought Last Year But With New Rosters That Could Have All Been Done on DLC You Greedy Madden Felating Corporate Fuck Hacks (thanks, MovieBob). For that matter, I’m not a big sports guy and don’t get crazy over the latest sports title EA manages to recycle from six years ago and releases it as a brand-spanking new title.

I got a couple sports games at best from 2003 and they seem fine for my tastes, but besides that, what’s the point? Isn’t it a bit excessive to fork fifty bucks over for a game that is not only a mere rehash of a game chances are you already have, but is based on a game that you can easily go outside and play for real? Would you really rather play hockey on a TV screen or out doors where you can get a real workout and play the real deal?

In other news, having recently bought a Datel Games ‘N Music cart, I wanted to see if I can get homebrew software to work. I found a neat package that contained a program called DS Organizer, which was a file sorting system of sorts. Okay, so that works and after fiddling through the special package I downloaded (which contained the DSO along with several other homebrews and emulators), I discovered that I can do little text files. Assuming these files can be ported to PC with no problem, I might use this to write stuff on the road during subway/metro trips. I’ll get back to you on that…

RAW (Aug. 11th, 2008) – R.I.P. Rey Rey

WWE.com would like to extend condolences to the family of Rey Mysterio for their recent loss. Meanwhile, DTM would like to extend condolences to anyone who actually bought that.

John Cena and Batista, one week after winning gold they didn’t need, lost it back to the other guys… then got into a fight. What a buildup to a bigtime match.

CM Punk (the World champ, you know) loses a drinking contest to JBL by tossing whiskey in Bradshaw’s face. Not very sporting.

WWE got honored by some award group. Considering what else is on these days, it’s a worthy choice… that WAS sarcasm.

Meh…

Somehow Snagged Ninja Gaiden II (the old one)

Yes, by “old one”, I am in fact refering to the the NES video game and not the recent XBox 360 version with five hundred different attacks but none of them very effective against insanely difficult opponents who seem to have ten million better attacks than you. Now, some smart-ass might be thinking “eBay” but I don’t go to eBay for my gaming goods. Mostly because I still do not have a credit card… or anything necessary to obtain a PayPal account. Instead, I scour flea markets and thrift shops for my gaming needs. Insane, isn’t it?

So yeah, the chances of getting my hands on a Ninja Gaiden original NES game (for ten bucks no less) was pretty fucking minimal… but somehow it happened. Plays fairly well, still can’t get past the second stage with the snow storm, but that’s okay. I got time… oh yes I do.

RAW (Aug. 4th, 2008) – An Adamle Original… A Sh!t Show

Some quick notes:

– Looks like Mike Adamle is going to be one of those paper GMs with no personality whatsoever. Man, I have never seen anyone bore me faster than this guy… even Triple H seems exciting in comparison.

– Please fire Layla. Nothing against the girl, but if all she does is dance (badly) and be a MacGuffin for Jamie Noble to do stupid stuff, then it’s time to dump her. And poor Regal is stuck in the middle of this mess.

– So we now have a Summerslam World Title match and it’s a match we’ve already seen on free TV. Seriously, what was the point?

– Cena and Batista are the new World Tag Team champions. Further proof that WWE simply does not care about their tag titles. Absolutely painful to watch… almost as bad as watching Cena be WWE champion.

Well, that was well worth sleeping early.

DTM BLOG Classics #39 – Quick Shots

Some quick blog posts compiled into one…

So I haven’t commented enough on the decision to make Mike Adamle the GM of RAW. Truth be known, I think this is a terrible idea to make him the head of a company because god knows they’re just going to have him name matches and change them midway because he actually meant something else. However, as Eric Bischoff suggested in a recent blog post, let’s wait and see what this guy offers. Perhaps being GM is more up Adamle’s alley and we don’t have to see him or hear him as often as we would have when he was mangling the commentary behind the mic. I mean, they made Coach a character and look where that went…

Okay, bad example.

On the bright side, CM Punk is still World Heavyweight Champion. So there’s at least some silver lining in all this.

According to most wrestling sites and rating places, WWE’s one-hour Saturday Night Main Event special, featuring such exciting matches as Jenny McCarthy fighting Autism by talking, fell in last place in terms of ratings and viewership. Man, there used to be a time when SNME was a big deal, but now it’s just anoher throwaway show nobody gives a shit about.

So I saw the first few eps of Flashpoint, that new CTV/CBS cop show and I actually enjoyed some of it. It’s not as boring or as sleep-inducing as the other shows and it’s actually a nice breath of fresh air. Also, it has a preggers AJ in there (although she doesn’t have a big bump just yet). Overally, nice show. Catch it if you can.

So apparently, there’s an incompatibility snafu with my FC Twin. Certain Mindscape titles (such as Captain Planet and The Last Starfighter) won’t recognize any of my button inputs. However, this is apparently not a problem on my Factor 5 unit… so I don’t know.

Useless information if there ever was it…