Author: dtm666

I ramble about things.

Two Missed PPVs Yields WTF Moments

So the past two weeks saw TNA and WWE have PPVs and I missed both shows… probably because I forgot about them. However, looking back at the recaps of these shows yielded some rather questionable reactions on my part.

On the Backlash show, there were four championship matches, including the John Cena Spinner Belt being defended in a six-man tag-match while John Cena himself defends the Big Gold Belt against Edge. The other two matches has ECW Champion Jack Swagger defend against Christian Cage and Intercontinental champion Santino Marella defending against Beth Phoenix, who is attempting to pull off a Chyna.

Three out of the four titles mentioned changed hands. The one champion who left the event champion… is Santino Marella. Go fucking figure.

Meanwhile, over at the TNA camp, the Lockdown PPV event – the one where every match took place in a cage because fuck you, that’s why – featured the main event that saw Mick Foley – the man who supposedly wanted to retire with dignity back in 2000 – defeated The Man Called Sting to win the TNA World title… in 2009.

My brain hurts.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture In 5 Seconds

In the grand tradition of Five Second Movies that don’t actually last five seconds… cooked this one up around April 2009, but never bothered to look at it until now.

Truth be told, this one’s not entirely accurate. There’s not one single overdramatized beauty shot of the Enterprise to be found here.

Ramblemania 25

Since it’s been about a week since last week’s Wrestlemania both enlightened and disappointed us with a span of four hours, I figured that I’d post my thoughts from the Bite commentary currently in development. This was written the night after, by the way, so opinions now may vary.

Here’s a bit of pointless trivia for you: The actual 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania is NEXT YEAR. This year’s rendition is actually the 25th edition of the flagship wrestling event. But don’t tell anybody that; they might get confused by the whole deal, given the company’s hype and hardline push to convince you otherwise.

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DTM BLOG Classics #47 – Quick Blog Observations

Every so often, I venture down the hallow halls of the original DTM Blog… and every so often, I’ll post quick updates from current days. It’s an interesting little side project that sometimes makes it worth revisiting the old site. Here are some quick examples and observations.

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Classic Bite Commentary #86- March 29th, 2009

So it’s been a good couple months since my last Bite commentary and outside a couple blog posts, not much has been coming out of my end. Since there’s been a bunch of stuff that has happened in the two months since then, I won’t go into great detail as to what has happened with me and other stuff worthy of interest… in quick point form. So here we go:

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DTM BLOG Classics #46 – Steve Shaves, Freddie Leaves

According to PWinsider.com, actor Freddie Prinze Jr. is no longer working in WWE. For those who didn’t know, Prinze was part of the Smackdown creative team under Michael Hayes since July of last year. Amazing that he even lasted that long, but the same article says that he was well liked by the company, so I don’t know.

Clicking on this link from PWPIX.NET will show screencaps of a clean-shaven Stone Cold walking around a street corner or something. Yes, he looks old. That’s what happens when you’re old. You look old. Either that or you look like plastic.

Apparently, Stone Cold shaving his beard is such major news that it has made the headlines on rajah.com. Unfortunately, wwe.com failed to mention that bit, as they try to avoid mentioning that Stone Cold died with the shaving of the beard or some stupid shit like that. Apparently, people will have to settle for Stunning Steve instead. Whatever.

Found this at someone’s blog and thought to share them here. Can you guess all the champions in the allotted time?

Guess the IC Champions – Click hereGuess the WWE Champions – Click here
Guess the Kings of the Ring – Click here