You know… there are a number of announcements that can get me to drop everything, subscribe to Netflix, and dedicate a whole weekend to watching what could very well be the most underwhelming Wrestlemania showcase in WWE history… at least, until next year.
Announcing that John Cena is going to host the thing… is not one of them.
Can he just fuck off and do movies now? What is he going to do now? More MEMES on Twitter?
Gah…