For those keeping track of your WCW events calendar, this is indeed the go-home show for Uncensored ’96, a generally horrible PPV event featuring one of the worst ego-stroking main event cage matches in history: the Doomsday triple-decker cage match pitting the Mega Powers of Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage against the Alliance To End Hulkamania, which comprises EIGHT or more VILE VILLAINS… or something.
Look, I did the write-up years ago on this thing. I have no desire whatsoever to watch it again. All you need to know is that Hogan goes over… because that works for him, brother.
In the meantime, we still have this show, which opens with Giant and Loch Ness battling out in the entryway while Lex Luger comes out for his scheduled TV title defense that is rendered a countout win because either Giant or Loch Ness never made it to the ring… shouldn’t the match be thrown out if that’s the case? Not that it’d matter because Luger would still call it the fastest title defense of his career. Hell, him NOT having a match would actually given credence to that since he’d have a title defense that lasted about zero seconds.
Steiner Bros. defeated Public Enemy in a pretty fun brawl that saw a table or two get broken… which is then followed by Arn Anderson jobbing to Brother Bruti or Booty Man or whatever the fuck he’s called this week… good lord, this gimmick sucks. The High Knee… as in heinie? Even Russo would gawk at that shit, guys. And then the Road Warriors defeat the Nasty Boys in another fun brawl before we get the main event of Hogan and Savage against Ric Flair and Kevin Sullivan, which ends with Brian Pillman running in and being followed by the return of ZEUS of No Holds Barred fames and some guy called the Final Solution, who turned out to be Jeep Swenson, who played Bane in that Batman & Robin movie that nobody liked apparently. And then the heels cut a promo to end the show.
Hey, the two tag matches not involving the Mega Powers were kinda fun and even Luger celebrating his non-title defense was kinda funny, but this Hulk Hogan jerk-off session to build towards the biggest BJ main event is dreadful and I hated every moment of it.
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