“Did you tell them my mother was weight-challenged?”
“No, I just told them what to write.”
Al Borland and Tim Taylor
Home Improvement Season 6 Episode 14
The Karate Kid Returns
Long story short – if you like weight-challenged wrestlers, this is the Nitro for you. Otherwise, see you next week.
Macho Man defeated Hugh Morris (a.k.a. future WWE trainer Bill DeMott) with two big elbows in a thing that happened… and speaking of things that happened, AMERICAN MALE Scotty Riggs gets killed by European wrestler Loch Ness, a giant mass of a man… and not necessarily in a good way. That’s as far as I’ll go since the guy is long dead. In a change of pace, United States Champion Konnan defeated young Devon Storm (the future Crowbar) – neither man being particularly obese and thus ruining the whole joke.
It’s not all bad, though. If you make through all that crud, you’ll bare witness to Arn Anderson defeating Hulk Hogan via woman’s shoe to the eye. All these years and people are figuring out that all it takes to down the Hulkster is a goshdarned shoe. I don’t suppose anyone can clarify why a shoe works for him, brother.
Other than the main event, this show was dreadful. Let’s never mention it again, thanks.
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