A friend of mine had asked me this week if I was watching tonight’s Backlash PLE from St. Louis, which is being headlined by the 271,752,716th encounter between John Cena and Randy Orton… to which I replied “No, I dropped Netflix shortly after Wrestlemania.”
He then asked about someone called Larry Valkyrie, to which I raised an eyebrow. “Who?”
“You know. Larry Valkyrie. Bird lady with the Irish accent?”
Took me a while to figure out who he was talking about, but then I knew and I told him, “Dude. It’s not Larry Valkyrie. It’s Lyra Valkyria.”
My buddy was like, “Eh?”
“Her name is Lyra Valkyria, not Larry.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“Oh… well, what about Becky Lynch? Is she back yet?”
“Oh yes, but she’s no longer Becky Lynch. Now she goes by Bucky Lynch.”
“BUCKY Lynch.”
“Oh yeah… taking this whole MAN thing to another level.”
My buddy looked at me for a moment before realizing that I was pulling his leg. We got a good laugh out of it and went on with our day.
But yes, all the best to Larry Valkyrie and Bucky Lynch on their PLE match tonight.
And also fuck Pat McAfee. Hope GUNTHER destroys his sorry ass.
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