First, there was the Xbox. Then, there was the Xbox 360. Now comes XBOX… One…
From this revelation, I’ve learned the following;
Playstation 4 > Xbox ONE
Retron 5 > Xbox ONE
Nintendo 64 > Xbox ONE
Windows 98 > Xbox ONE
Atari 7800 > Xbox ONE
Because everything is greater than ONE… and stuff.
Oh wait… almost forgot. X68000 > Xbox ONE.
Superman II > Xbox ONE.
Anybody else got some stupid Xbox One jokes? Get them out in the open before Microsoft starts retroactively purging them from existence. Or something. I don’t know. I’m going to bed. Good night.