Quick notes:
This is the first time I’m watching RAW in HD and it looks about the same as an SD show. I honestly cannot tell the difference.
Figured they’d go with the whole Paul Bearersploitation thing this early on. But hey, I guess people have a reason to want Taker to kick CM Punk’s ass… and at the very least, Kane was upset by this sudden slight against his daddy… As for the match… I was just watching the PVR’ed show and I found myself wanting to go to bed. And on top of that, none of this made me give two shits about this match.
Speaking of matches I don’t give two shits about, Brock Lesnar agrees to give McSon-In-Law his win back. And he does this by beating up the Old Age Outlaws… wait a minute. I’m sorry, for a second there, I thought I was watching WCW.
And while we’re at it, let’s play a video package for a championship match I honestly don’t give two shits about.
So… the Bella Twins are back. Not sure if this is a good thing or not, but hey, I guess I can bring back that old running gag I used to do. Let me dust it off a bit… “Why do the Bella Twins still have jobs?”
Too soon?
You know… a thought just occurred to me. Since they’re calling Jack Swagger a “Real American” and all that, wouldn’t it make sense for him to come out to “Real American?” I mean, sure, it’d be a dickish move of sorts, but… my train of thought was just lost as I realized how utterly horrible Dutch Mantell’s beard look. I guess razors and trimmers aren’t “Real American” enough.
Fandango… Touts… Shitty movie trailers… these are all things that should be destroyed forever.
Good lord, this show sucks.