While I was in the john one day, I was rumaging through the magazine basket and pulled out an old copy of the collected Mighty Mutanimals miniseries published by Archie Comics. For those who have no clue what I’m talking about…
Once upon a time, Archie Comics used to publish Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures, a comic series loosely based on the original animated series. Starting off as loose adaptations of early episodes, the series would then segway into outlandish adventures that included man ray fillets, intergalactic wrestling matches, mutant jaguars named Jagwar (conceived in a union between a wildwoman and a jaguar spirit… don’t ask), and a flying cow’s head. Those were good days. In any case, Archie decided to compile some of these non-TMNT anthrophomorphic animals and turn them into a team. Or something like that.
So yeah, I was reading this and thought… “Hey, this could make a great review.” Maybe… we’ll see.
First, I gotta get all this MMPR stuff out first.