…but all I did was go to bed, much later than I probably should have… but you know what? I couldn’t help it. I needed to see this ending that people were talking about… and yes, that’ll be the first thing we discuss, but…
Yeah, so RAW… caught the midnight replay, stuck with it until the end, and… goddamn, the cure for insomnia has been found… again.
– I guess I could start with the ending… it took a lot of willpower to not fall asleep during this one. It somewhat reminded me of an angle in 2000 where the Rock threatened to walk out on the McMahon-Helmsley regime with the entire WWF roster in tow, except that angle was more entertaining and didn’t put me to sleep… not to mention it happened at the start of the show and not the end… oh and it didn’t take five minutes for people to walk out. Holy crap, this almost put me to sleep. It’s bad enough that it’s a HHH-centric promo, which means there’s a good chance my insomnia’s getting kicked to the curb; but it seemed to drag on for SO GODDAMN LONG that I had a hard time staying awake. The wrestlers walk out, the refs walk out, the interchangeable Barbie dolls walk out, Cole walks out, the cameramen walk out, and so on and so forth. I’m surprised the midgets living under the ring didn’t walk out at the same time. For fuck’s sake.
– Speaking of a hard time to stay awake, what was up with that 12-man tag-team match? Too long, nothing really happened in this match, there was really no point to this… it almost felt like they had nothing for these guys to do and decided “Hey! Let’s stick them in a tag-match together! We’re geniuses!” Maybe it’s late and I need to give this another viewing in the morning, but at the moment, I felt like this was putting me to sleep at times. The only good thing I could say is that everyone seemed to have their moment and Cena didn’t score the win, so there’s that.
Not much else to say. Santino’s back from that car accident and did his schtick. People seemed to like it, I guess. I’m just glad to see that he’s doing fine now.