Roaming and unemployed WWE World Champion Cee Emm Punk was spotted in an alley in downtown Chicago wrestling against a giant blow-up doll.
Onlookers reported that while Punk was taking a short cut through the alley, he was ambushed by the doll via splash off the top of the building. Miraculously, the doll wasn’t critically injured in the fall, but Punk took the attack as a challenge for his one true WWE championship. The fight lasted a good two minutes, with Punk attempting to lock-up with the doll before giving up and using a pin to pop the balloon, much to the concernation of the crowd.
The crowd soon cheered loudly, as Punk raised his championship title into the air and shouted “I’m the best in the world, pal! Nobody can stop me! BRING ON PEPSIMAN, BITCHES!”
At the moment, Pepsiman has not responded to Punk’s challenge.
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