(The following piece is a work of fiction.)
Unemployed WWE champion CM Punk, who was lasted spotted attending a Chicago Cubs game while tonight’s edition of WWE Monday Night Raw was running a tournament to crown a new WWE champion… which he found ridiculous since he alone has the championship title, has had his first successful title defense when he soundly defeated former 2-time WVBA Minor Circuit Heavyweight Champion Piston Honda in a hotly contested Punch-Out match.
Punk, who had won the WWE Championship by defeating John Cena last night on his final contractual WWE event, immediately went hold and place his title in cold storage while facing off against Honda-san in a fierce match-up that saw Punk take down the legendary veteran in two rounds on a TKO. We anxiously await Punk’s next WWE Title defence, which is rumored to be against Edmund Honda, who has vowed revenge for Piston’s defeat.
We’ll have more news as this becomes available.
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