Super Junior, a Korean boy band whose name could easily pass for a luchador’s name, won the Mashable Awards’ Must Follow Personality award, beating the likes of John Cena and Noah “SpoonyOne” Antwiler. While Cena couldn’t overcome the odds in this category, he can take solice in two things:
1 – He still won the Mashable Award for “Most Influencial Social Good Champion Sponsored by Yahoo.”
2 – Spoony didn’t win. Therefore, no inane victory speech from him.
Oh well. Back to not caring.