The TNA DVD BOARD GAME?!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

(2024 Update: I’d link you to the page, but said link no longer works.)

Here’s some of the awesome praise that this game is getting on ShopTNA.com

Chris from the United Kingdom declares:

I LOVE this game! You can play out all your wrestling dreams that TNA would never bother with in real life! You can hire a bunch of old, broken down WWE rejects if you want! Then, you can completely bury all your young, promising talent in favour of using these guys 15 years past their prime who can’t wrestle anymore! You can turn everyone heel for no reason and make your faces look incompetent and pathetic! You can even reform the nWo and recreate the death of WCW, in a board game! Watch as your PPV buyrates hit rock bottom and your pointless swerves and horrible booking lead you to slowly spiral out of business, taking with you a whole bunch of really talented wrestlers. I would love it if TNA did all of these things, but sadly, I don’t think they would do any of them… 😦

Joe from England comments:

Not content to merely market their poorly booked “wrestling” and completely ludicrous storylines. The fine former coma patients behind TNA are now offering a completely moronic board game, complete with DVD. Relive all those exciting moments like the time Abyss tried to brutally murder a man with a nail covered bat, without being arrested! Or the time Surge valiantly ran into the ring to, get his ass kicked. Or the shocking moment where Abyss began kidnapping paying audience members. This game will make all your TNA dreams come true, with a proper fire source.

And a couple others apparently wish Noah “Spoony One” Antwiler would get his hands on the game and make a review out of it… or something. Spoony reviewing a TNA board game and being completely driven insane? Yeah, I’d watch that.

It’s a good thing WWE doesn’t have a DVD Board game… oh wait. They do.

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