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Okay, whatever. Let’s get this over with.
United States champion Daniel Bryan Danielson defeated Dolph Ziggler in a fucking great match to retain the title. Two awesome wrestlers going at it and putting on an awesome back and forth match before the eventual finish that seemed pretty obvious, but that’s okay because this was excellent stuff. A fine way to open the show.
John Cena and David Otunga defeated Tag-Team champions Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre in a bonus nothing match to win the titles. As much as I want to care, I really don’t. Cena does his thing and Otunga is just there.
Ted Dibiase Jr. defeated Goldust in yet another nothing match. Whatever.
There’s a Divas title match where Natalya is challenging and loses. I don’t care.
World Heavyweight Champion KANE defeated the Undertaker in a Buried Alive match to retain the title and please let it be the end of this feud. I’d very much appreciate it. Thanks. Anyway, this was Undertaker beating on Kane for a bit before he gets beat up by Nexus and then Kane uses a crane to bury Taker. meh.
Team Smackdown defeated Team RAW in a multi-man match that meant nothing and I pretty much skipped over because I didn’t care. Next.
Wade Barrett defeated WWE Champion Randy Orton via DQ due to John Cena (who is an unwilling member of Nexus) hit Barrett with an AA. This was a clever finish, since Barrett claimed that if he didn’t win, Cena would be fired. Well, Wade never specified HOW. So Cena helped Barrett win by causing a DQ, thus saving his job as well as Orton’s title. Orton thanks Cena with an RKO.
Well, this was a waste of time.
dtm666 