Gather around kids, I’m gonna tell a little story here.
So once upon a time, there was a kid named Anakin. He fixed things.
Then some old guy found him and saw something special in him.
Anakin went on to win a race and went with the old guy to train in the ways of midichlorians.
But the old Masters didn’t want to train Anakin because he was too old.
The old man sighed and brought Anakin back to the slave planet.
Anakin and his mother reunited, were bought by a man name Cliegg, and they all moved to Mos Eisley where they lived happily ever after… well, at least until the Tusken Raiders came along and raided the home, killing everyone within.
Meanwhile, the old Masters were defeated by a senator named Palpatine.
Palpatine was supposedly a master of the dark midichlorians…
But really, he was the smartest guy in the room.
And that’s why Palpatine won… because everyone else was stupid.
The End.
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