RAW (May 24th, 2010) – Bret Hart new GM… hooray.

Last night’s RAW was pretty pedestrian… so much so that I missed the main event match with the incredibly obvious ending (Edge pinning Jericho while Cena does nothing). But to be fair, there were some highlights here and there. So some quick comments:

– Batista (predictably) quits WWE… such a sad note to leave the company at.

– Bret Hart is YOUR new RAW General Manager… WHAT?!!! Okay, I was surprised there, but I don’t see this lasting long. Probably up until they manage to score the Rock or something.

– Bret decides to hold qualifying matches for the upcoming Fatal Four Way PPV. Without mentioning the matches themselves (one sucked, another didn’t happen, and the last one I didn’t see), the main event features Cena, Orton, Sheamus, and Edge. Hey, just like the wrestling sites said it would be. So much for THAT bit of misinformation, guys.

– R-Truth is YOUR new WWE United States champion after beating Miz in a pretty decent match. I know I paid attention for the most part, so that’s a good sign if there ever was one. Oh, by the way, this match could have easily happened last week when Miz was the champion and thus not requiring Bret Hart to win the title. But at least Bret didn’t compete in another match.

– Michael Cole threatens to sue Daniel Bryan Danielson if he doesn’t give Cole a proper public apology. Oh yeah, I can’t wait to see that one… on DailyMotion. (Sorry, YouTube. When it comes to the really good shit, you just ain’t got it.)

– Samoans take out the Canadians after they dominated the Russian and English tag-team. If you figure any of that out, you get a cookie.

– The less said about Jon Lovitz’s skit, the better…

– John Cena cuts a promo – time to change the channel.

Not really much to say, but in any case… that’s it for me.

Coming soon… the 100th Post of Twisted Blog. Looking to work something in there soon. Until then, folks.

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