(2022 Update: Gather round, kids. The long lost RAW musings on what may be one of the worst episodes of Monday Night RAW ever conceived and think about how many dull and terrible episodes of RAW you’ve seen over the years to be worthy of THAT lofty accolade. I wasn’t even remotely aware that I had this originally, but there you go.)
So a couple days ago, I sat through one of the worst episodes of RAW that I’ve seen in a long time. Oh, don’t get me wrong. There have been some really bad RAW shows at times and sometimes, WWE likes to push the envelope on how bad their booking is, but this was really bad. Unbelievably bad. As in “who writes this stuff and why are they allowed to live” bad, if I may pull an Ashens.
So they got a couple new stars from that Hangover movie that I’m never going to watch because it looks stupid. Jeremy Niven and Dr. Ken, I think their names were. They were fucking awful. You know those guys who try so hard to be funny and they end up being the most annoying and unfunny part of the show to such a degree they take the whole show down by their mere existence within it? That is these two assclowns. They were annoying. They were not funny. The Dr. Ken guy, in particular, makes Jar Jar Binks sedate by comparison. They were awful. I did not even any satisfaction from John Cena beating these guys up at the end (after he beat Miz to banish him from the Summerfest, whatever that is).
If this is what we got to look forward to in the future when it comes to these guest GMs or whatever they’re called, this is going to be a long and hard road ahead.
Meanwhile, Hunter gets beat up by Cody and Ted Jr… he shrugs it off and decides to bring back DX… except when he calls Shawn, Shawn is busy with a job. This sort of limp dick humor is not lost… nor is it all that funny… and DX is usually better at the cheap laughs. Also, Big Show gets DQ’ed in a match with Kofi for punching him too many times or something. Chavo gets killed by Mark Henry in the eternal struggle between himself and a short fellow.
This took me a couple days to process and chances are I may never recover from some tripe. This show was terrible, I’m never going to watch it again… is what I would be saying if I wasn’t already watching this tripe on a regular basis, so… see you next week, I guess.
Did I mention that this show sucked?
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