Classic Bite Commentary #86- March 29th, 2009

So it’s been a good couple months since my last Bite commentary and outside a couple blog posts, not much has been coming out of my end. Since there’s been a bunch of stuff that has happened in the two months since then, I won’t go into great detail as to what has happened with me and other stuff worthy of interest… in quick point form. So here we go:

– I feel fine.

– I’m still employed.

– I still spend money.

– Hard times is not a new thing for me.

– Any chance of selling that Super Genintari?

– I come in to the video shop looking for the King of Kong and come home with the Wizard.

– A portable NES game player? Sweet! Not so much with the buttons reversed.

– The current Wii System update bears a much needed solution to your memory woes.

– Virtual Console Arcade? Sweet! Can’t wait for the arcade Donkey Kong game to come out… eventually.

– There are still more games for the Genesis and TG16 than there are for SNES and N64. Weird.

– I’m still waiting for Dracula X to hit Virtual Console (they have it in Japan! I WANT IT!)

– Ric Flair makes a triumphant return ringside despite his better judgment to stay retired.

– Randy Orton should be in the Hall of Fame five years from now for his McMahon-killing skills.

– Chris Jericho needs a better storyline.

– The Wrestler was a fantastic movie.

– Watchmen was also a fantastic movie. Not so much with the blue penis.

– The Wizard is actually watchable. Not at all terrible.

– Wrestlemania 25 is not Wrestlemania-worthy. These matches suck on paper.

– AVGN posted quite possibly his best review to date involving a major Atari failure.

– Classic Game Room HD is a good Youtube show worth checking out.

– Irate Gamer still hasn’t posted an episode.

– Now that I think about it, neither has Ericmansuper.

– Rangerboard shuts down at the end of the year. I won’t be shedding a tear.

– Power Rangers will endure… even if it’s off the air.

– I have still yet to watch the new (possibly final?) Power Rangers series.

– I have still yet to watch Howard The Duck… despite owning the recently released DVD.

– I have still yet to watch the final episodes of Battlestar Galactica.

– I still believe a re-imagining of Galactica 1980 is preferable over this Caprica show they’re tooting.

– The Star Trek movie prequel comic is three kinds of awesomes. Hope the movie is as good.

– RBI Baseball 2, a black-cart Tengen game, works on my FC Twin.

– Speaking of which, the FC Twin unit that I bought in October 2007… still works.

– The VCR I had hooked up to my Dreamcast through RF died… dang.

– Handsome Tom beats Benzaie in a Street Fighter IV challenge on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com.

– I have yet to play Street Fighter IV… ass.

– I have yet to play Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe… ass.

– I have yet to watch an episode of Flashback ever since Amy Jo Johnson left the show.

– I have yet to find incentive to watch Flashpoint ever since Amy Jo Johnson left the show.

– I have yet to find that episode of Night Visions with Amy Jo Johnson in it.

– I have yet to find an FPS game on the current consoles worthy of my time.

– Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is not worth your time.

– Street Fighter with Jean-Claude Van-Damme is a better movie in comparison.

– Sonic Unleashed… is not the answer.

– Managed to snag Wario’s Woods. Not too impressed.

– Managed to snag Bionic Commando… the original classic… on NES.

– Managed to run out of things to add to this terrible list.

– Expect more reviews coming soon.

– A fanfic should be posted within the next two weeks. Might be related to Classic MMPR.

– Regular updates of fanfics should be in the works soon.

So that’s about it for now. I could just end it with some quick-witted comment, but I’m saving that for next week’s commentary (YES, NEXT WEEK) where I discuss Wrestlemania. It’s going to be a pretty penny, isn’t it? Until then, take care…

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