So I’m going to bed now, but I just wanted to comment on a couple things before I ignore the rest of RAW.
– A message to Ric Flair: DON’T COME BACK. STAY AS FAR AWAY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE! You’ve had a great, graceful exit last year and one of the more classier endings to a long, significant career. Don’t fuck it up with another cheap payday that will result in a inferior comeback match. I’m begging you, man. Don’t prostitute your career like Mick Foley did. Merci et salut la visite… or something.
– For a brief moment, I was actually rooting for Randy to give Nipple H a punt before Shane ruined the whole thing. At first, I attributed this to my having issues, but I prefer to go with the logic that anything that gets Stephanie, her shill voice, and wooden acting off my TV for a good long time is perfectly acceptable. Alas, it was not to be.
– Another sidenote is this whole Jericho/Rourke thing. Here’s hoping Rourke doesn’t wrestle at Wrestlemania… alas, it’s still going to happen, isn’t it?
That’s it. I go to bed.