Some quick picks for the upcoming Survivor Series PPV which is starting in a few minutes. Let’s begin:
Undertaker vs. Big Show (Casket Match)
Taker wins in rematch #4991808719201… or was it #2909918290? I lost count after match #5912029.
Winner: Taker win. Obviously. (1-0)
Team Batista vs. Team Orton Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match
Orton wins… sole survivor.
Winner: Orton’s team wins. Two survivors, but it’s a win so that counts. (2-0)
Team HBK vs. Team JBL Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match
HBK wins… Khali survives too.
Winner: HBK’s team wins. Khali survives and so does Rey. (3-0)
Team SmackDown vs. Team Raw Divas Survivor Series Elimination Match
Whoever goes to the bathroom and skips this match? You’re all winners.
Winner: In case you care, Beth Phoenix (RAW diva) wins. Most likely you don’t… (3-0)
Jeff Hardy vs. WWE Champion Triple H vs. Vladimir Kozlov (Triple Threat Match)
Take a fucking guess who wins… just fucking guess.
Winner: If you say you guessed Edge before he was announced, you’re a fucking liar… but the reign of Trips is finally over. Thank god. (3-1)
World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. John Cena
Cena wins… or does he? Yeah he does…
Winner: Yep, Cena wins. Borefinger at its finest (4-1)
That’s it.
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