Dirt cheap picks and real quick too because the show just started, so let’s get this over with.
US CHAMPIONSHIP: Matt Hardy (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin
My pick goes to Shelton, because Shelton needs some gold to be the Gold Standard… or something.
Winner: Shelton wins. (1-0)
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: John Morrison & The Miz (c) vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle, Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder and Jesse & Festus
The champs retain.
Winners: Hawkins & Ryder win. (1-1)
WWE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP: Natalya Neidhart vs. Michelle McCool
Who cares?
Winner: Michelle McCool… um, who cares? (2-1)
NEW YORK CITY PARKING LOT BRAWL: John Bradshaw Layfield vs. John Cena
Cena wins. Cena always wins.
Winner: But not this time, Cena. (2-2)
Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels
I expect Shawn to win this one… a cheap win.
Winner: Jericho wins due to blood stoppage. (2-3)
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP: Mark Henry (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer
Anyone actually think Dreamer’s winning this one? Didn’t think so.
Winner: Seriously, was there any doubt Mizark would win this one? Didn’t think so… and Stick Boy turning on Dreamer was lame-o. (3-3)
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: CM Punk (c) vs. Batista
Win, Punk. Win.
Winner: It was a no-contest, but Punk retains, so it’s a win in my book. (4-3)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP: HHH (c) vs. Edge
He of the three Hs.
Winner: Just guess. (5-3)
That’s it. Later.
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