Haven’t done one in a good while, so let’s go with it.
World Heavyweight Championship Match: Undertaker (c) vs. Edge
One thing I absolutely love (sarcasm) about Backlash is the Wrestlemania rematches that mean absolutely nothing. Undertaker retains.
Winner: Undertaker (1-0)
WWE Championship Fatal Four Way Elimination Match: John Cena vs. JBL vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H
If only all triple-three or four-way matches were elimination matches, then we’d get a decent match instead of a half-baked match. Of course, there are other ways of getting screwy finishes. Hence, Orton will retain via the other three idiots eliminating each other through a simultaneous pinfall or similar scenario.
Winner: Triple H (1-1)
Big Show vs. The Great Khali
I’ll give it to the Big Show.
Winner: Big Show (2-1)
ECW Championship Match: Kane (c) vs. Chavo Guerrero
Kane will retain, of course. Maybe this match won’t last three seconds this time around.
Winner: Kane (3-1)
Batista vs. Shawn Michaels
Let’s give this one to HBK.
Winner: Shawn Michaels (4-1)
United States Title Match: MVP (c) vs. Matt Hardy
MVP Retains.
Winner: Matt Hardy (4-2)
12-Diva Tag Team Match: WWE Women’s champion Mickie James, Maria, Ashley Massaro, Michelle McCool, Cherry, and Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix, Melina, Jillian, Layla El, Victoria, and Natalya Neidhart
Who cares?
Winner: WHO CARES? (5-2)
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