So the Royal Rumble is this weekend. Somehow, I thought it was last weekend and didn’t bother with predictions. Oh well. Let’s get on with it. Quick picks for this offering.
Matt & Jeff Hardy vs. MNM
So here’s the rematch from the ECW PPV that people would most assuredly like to forget. Since the Hardyz won the last one, it’s only fair that the animal traders and their 10-cent tramp get the duke in this match. The match
Prediction: MNM wins.
ECW World Heavyweight Title – Last Man Match
Lashley (c) vs. Test
Lashley got a win on free TV. Let’s piss Mick Foley off and put the belt on Test… yes, Test. Unlike Lashley, we already know him from years prior.
Prediction: Test… yes, Mick. Terry Funk is going to weep profusely.
World Heavyweight Title – Last Man Match
Batista (c) vs. Ken Kennedy
Ken Kennedy has great championship potential, but Batista is on such a roll (of steroids) that there’s no chance Mr. Kennedy is going to win this one.
Prediction: Batista wins.
WWE Heavyweight Title – Last Man Match
John Cena (c) vs. Umaga
I’ve probably mentioned once before, but I’ll go ahead and say it again: Umaga has no chance of winning simply because he’s facing John Cena. Cena is Vince’s golden boy and there’s no doubt that he’d want Cena around to headline ‘Mania in a championship capacity. Besides, who the heck wants to see Umaga as a World Champion?
Prediction: John Cena
MY PICK FOR ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER: Shawn Michaels
Later.
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