There’s a running theme to this and other musings… see if you can catch it.
DOA, based on the DOA games with big-boobed women fighters, has opened in several international markets… and bombed in damnnear every single one of them. On the bright side, Uwe Boll’s pet project Bloodrayne has a chance of being kicked out of the worst vg movie ever made according to most folks… although considering I never saw the thing, that title sits with the Mario flick.
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In other news related to the world of McWrestling:
A couple of quick wrestling comments:
ECW.com still has the link to the ratings-black hole known as Extreme Strip Poker, which I thankfully did not watch because I was busy playing Shaolin Monks at the time. What made me laugh about that is that the site refers to their divas as the sexiest women on television. Ha ha ha. That’s really funny now. I mean seriously, what was the point of that? You know nobody was actually gonna get nekkid or anything because it isn’t PPV nor is it premium; it’s just a cable channel. Why tease us with an ending possibility that just won’t happen. And besides, if I wanted to see the sexiest women on television, I can do so by channel surfing and and watching women that not only look good but can also act too… something these WWE divas have not been able to do.
RAW will be airing its 700th broadcast episode this coming Monday and as usual WWE is making a big deal out of it. In the long run, though, it’s only 700 episodes. When you get to 1000 episodes, THEN you have something to celebrate. 100 episodes? Big deal. 500 episodes? Big deal. Now 700 episodes? That’s just measly. I mean, sure it’s an accomplishment, but other shows have done 700 episodes and they won’t make it a big deal. Please get a hold of yourselves, people. Did you think the folks doing Star Trek made a big deal when they produced their 700th collective episode? Nah… but then I doubt anyone would care because chances are nobody was watching.
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* Before anyone question about the number of Trek episodes, I’ve added numbers from the original series, animated series, and all the spin-offs that have aired. Collectively, Star Trek has spawned 726 episodes. Taking into account that the animated seires aired twenty-two half-hour episodes, that’s 715 hours worth of Trek. And that’s not accounting for the ten feature films. Now that is impressive.
Oh wait. Something’s missing:
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Looking at Smackdown’s recap on WWE.com, I saw the following tidbit:
Tired of being SmackDown’s doormat, William Regal introduced his friend Dave Taylor, who he claims will help prevent any further humiliation of the talented Superstar. In their first week as a tag-team, Regal and Taylor made quick work of Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty.
Yes, because when you need to build a force to be reckoned with, you turn to FUNAKI and SCOTTY 2 HOTTY, two perennial WWE cannon fodder wrestlers.
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Later, kids.
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