Okay. Since Wrestlemania 21, I’ve made it a conscious promise to make a conscious effort at posting these predictions (2010 Update: So much for that.) Today will be a little quicker and shorter because time is short, so here are my predictions (along with a short retort here and there):
Viscera vs. KANE
Kane wins. Even if I had time, I wouldn’t waste it on this crap.
William Regal & Tajiri (c) vs. La Resistance vs. Maven & Simon Dean vs. The Heart Throbs vs. The Hurricane & Rosey – Tag Team Titles – Tag Team Turmoil
My money (all zero dollars) will be the Hamburglar and Grimace… but my loonie’s on the champs.
Muhammad Hassan & Daivari vs. Hulk Hogan & Shawn Michaels
Oh please – like I really need to break my head over who wins in a match with Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels! EGOMANIA WILL RULE FOREVER!! EVEN WAY PAST THEIR RETIREMENT YEARS! I’ll root for the Arabs, come on… we all know better.
Shelton Benjamin (c) vs. Chris Jericho – Intercontinental Title
Shelton wins. Does Jericho really need this belt again?
Chris Benoit vs. Edge – Last Man Standing
Edge wins. Come on, if he’s gonna get a title shot in the future, he might as well… you know, WIN.
Batista (c) vs. Triple H – World Heavyweight Title
DAVE WINS.
That’s it for this pay-per-view.
Later.
(2026 Update: Hey, kids. Insignificant Future Guy here. Here are the list of results for said PPV long after anyone stopped caring.)
Shelton retains over Jericho (1-0)
Hurricane & Rosey (a.k.a. Hamburglar & Grimace) win the battle royal thing… I did place my money on those guys, but my loonie was on the champs… eh, we’ll keep it at 1-0 because they cancel each other out.
Edge defeated Benoit. (2-0)
Kane over Viscera. (3-0)
Hogan/Shawn over the Evil Foreigners (4-0)
DAVE INDEED WINS (5-0)
Other than the turmoil confusion, a clean slate of predictions… not bad, actually. Okay, I’m done.)
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