My first rant that is actually on time!
HHH back on Raw… Smell the ratings!
By the way, that wasn’t a prediction. It was a joke… or at least, it was intended to be a joke.
RAW
The HBK/RVD match was nothing special, but it was a good match up until HHH showed his sorry ass. I guess it’s the mentality of Shitty H; if he can’t have a good match, no one will. I am hoping this does not lead to another HHH/HBK match headlining a PPV because if it does, I’m gonna be a Smackdown exclusive.
Sean Morley is Bischoff’s Chief of Staff. What exactly is a chief of staff in the wonderful world of sports-entertainment? If it’s a commissionary role, all I can say is… whatever!
Does anyone remember Test’s one-year immunity that just ran out a while ago? I think it’s high time to shoot him in the head before he ends up with some many “testicles.”
By the way, does anyone know if there is an actual product called “Ass Cream” on the market? Just curious.
I’m gonna help myself to a Scott Keith quote: “You know things are getting bad when Steve Austin beats his wife, gets a year probation, can’t drink alcohol, can’t leave the county without permission, and he’s STILL the best choice for the guy to save the company at this point. Next to HHH and Big Show, Steve Austin looks like friggin’ Ric Flair in his prime.”
And do you want to know the funny thing? It’s true.
NWA-TNA
I would like to give congratulations to NWA-TNA for keeping a well-guarded secret in an era where secrets are hard to keep thanks to the Internet. With that in mind, the development between NWA World champion Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo has intrigued me… until I remembered why I stopped watching WCW in the first place.
Smackdown!
On Smackdown… what the [bleep]?!
Why is the Big Show still champion?
Al Wilson, that old [bleep] is still alive?! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!! Finally, something Cole and I agree on!
Somebody call my mama, ’cause Ernest Miller is back on TV. With a big mouth as ever.
This edition’s Matt Facts: Matt has been to the top of Plymoth Mountain and thinks that Thanksgiving is a boring holiday.
Some miscellaneous crap of no particular interest:
I’ve heard from a friend who bought a copy of Hulk Hogan’s new book that it is a pretty good read. Well, I’ll go ahead and wait for the paperback to show up.
Steve Austin, as stated above, is on probation for a year. He can’t drink alcohol, has to do community service, needs permission to leave the county, must attend some relationship repair sessions (something like that), and a lot of stuff I won’t go further into detail with. TheSmokingGun.Com has ol’ Stone Cold’s mug shot from police files… these guys definitely have nothing better to do.
That’s all for this rant. See you next week.
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