Happy birthday to me… happy birthday… to me…
Okay, okay… like you people care. If you do, you can mail me your cash!!!… kidding… Since it is my birthday, and since I’ve overloaded frequent visitors (yeah, both of them), this will be the last Bite commentary for a while. The next one will probably be up the night before Summerslam…
Last week, I put up an incomplete topic called “Stupid stunt of the week” in the August 10th Bite. Simply put, I completely forgot about it. This is the completed text as it would have been had I had all my faculties in check:
Austin 3:18 says I got my ass jailed!
This week, after two months, Steve Williams, better known as former WW(F) star Stone Cold Steve Austin, was arrested on charges of spousal abuse. He didn’t stay there long, as he bailed himself out a little later… should have jobbed to Brock, Steve…
On a related note
Some people who have been to this site may remember a section called MacViV Games, where I would store all the games I have made using The Games Factory, which is a game-creation program. Although I no longer put up games (because these games, the stuff I put together are huge monsters), I still make them. To commemorate the arrest of Austin, I have made a game called 3-18. The object of the game is to evade police cruisers in your little black truck for as long as possible. There are four levels of difficulty: EASY, NORMAL, HARD, and HARDEST. The skill level simply determine the police opposition and number of safehouses (place you can hide out). If I feel like it, I’ll probably put this up for a couple of weeks.
Get Kraven
For those into Spider-Man or SM-related characters, check out “Get Kraven” mini-series. It’s pretty hilarious. The most interesting aspect of this are the covers of each issue. Besides the first issue, which feature Al Kraven (son of the original Kraven who got axed several years ago) on a director’s chair, each issue is a spoof of an existing movie poster.
Un-Americans?
They carry an upside-down American flag (traitors! They should be carrying the Maple Leaf!). They berate Americans. Now they have a T-shirt, which is nothing more than said inverted flag and the word UN-AMERICAN… drop the stupid name already and call yourselves TEAM CANADA or the CANADIANS… for God’s sake, man! Un
That’s it for today… yeah, I know… it’s little…
DTM
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