Hello, boys and girls. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. As I write this, I’m watching Chris Jericho run his mouth off once more… oh, now he’s calling himself King of the world again. I know exactly what he’s king of… as soon as I crap it down the flusher, I’ll invite the king over to take his throne… after a short pause of typing, Triple H was called a cerebral ass by Mr. I-hate-the-Internet. Aw, you poor fool… now it’s Jericho alone again, oh wait a minute! Here comes Rob Van Dam… what the f*** does he want now?! Jericho’s going on his “NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!” tirade… RVD is welcoming Jericho to RAW… Jericho ausing sacasm… RVD asking what Jericho was smokin’… RVD making a challenge to Y2J… I liked it better when RVD was calling himself the whole F’N show… more bickering on who’s Mr. Monday Night… now a short cheap fight… JR claiming Jericho made a huge impact… WHAT HUGE IMPACT, YA FAT OKLAHOMAN?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKIN’?!
By the way, I just saw a stupid TV spot for a new movie called Serving Sara… do you remember this girl Rena Mero?… didn’t think so?
Anyways, let’s get to this commentary…
By the way… WELL IT’S THE BIG SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, let’s get this started… I’ve turned off RAW.
(2014 Dave Says: This is why I don’t do RAW Recaps.)
[August 7th – 8:30 AM]
There is something wrong with me. For strange and unknown reason, I have a strange obsession in old World Championship Wrestling (WCW) Pay-Per-Views. You’re right, there IS something wrong with me. Perhaps it has something to do with the crap wrestling or rather, crap sports-entertainment, that is compelling me to purchase WCW tapes from a local video shop. Yesterday, I purchased Superbrawl VIII, the 1998 edition. So far, I have three WCW tapes, the aforementioned Superbrawl, Uncensored 95, and Great American Bash 96. None of those tapes were marginally good, although I’ll give extra points to GAB96 for not featuring Hulk Hogan in ANY capacity. Still, why is this fixation on WCW tapes happening?
(2002 Dave is an idiot. Great American Bash 96 is actually a pretty damn good show and Hulk Hogan not being on the show had nothing to do with it. As for the other two… well, it’s a matter of take ’em or leave ’em.)
On the bright side of things, I get to see Chris Jericho at his heel best… not some stupid “I’m King of the World” and all that shit. Also, while flipping through my disorganized tapes, I found a clip of Jericho’s WWF debut. Why can’t Jericho put on a quality heel performance these days? So what, you’re the first-ever (more like sixth) undisputed champion? Who cares? No wonder you’re not getting any more titles.
(2002 Dave is an idiot… actually, now that I think about it, Jericho’s undisputed title run was a bit of a joke. Okay, 2002 Dave. You win this one. But only this one.)
If you don’t know, you should know: Shawn Michaels will return to get his ass crippled at Summerslam… don’t say I didn’t warn you.
(2002 Dave is an idiot. Shawn Michaels would not only NOT get his ass crippled at Summerslam, but also pull off one of the most miraculous comebacks in sports entertainment, continuing to put on great match after great match until his eventual retirement in 2010.)
Apparently Hogan will not be on the WWE Australian show. Good for the Aussies, as they won’t have to suffer the “speed of light” provided by a Hulk Hogan match these days. (By the way, the speed of light thing is a joke. Hogan couldn’t move any faster than my coffee mug.)
Ric Flair… the guy needs something to do now that he’s not a “co-owner” anymore…
RAW has been cancelled, thanks to Eric Bischoff… instead, in its TNN debut, next week will be the all-new launch of “WCW MONDAY NITRO!!!” (Joke…)
Man, I’m tired. I’m going to back to bed. See you next time…
DTM
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