Some desktop wallpapers for the computer. Some of these are ages old and may not be designed for whatever passes as “modern” standards by the time you read this stuff.
So we’re gonna do a thing in a couple weeks. I don’t know what we’re gonna do, but we’re gonna do it. Have an AI Paint generated wallpaper to get you excited for the big day and then bitch about how that guy looks nothing like Cody, but he has the neck tattoo so it’s gotta be him!
I have not watched one bit of wrestling since Wrestlemania. Nor have I followed the news. The moratorium continues…
Spoiler: Charlotte wins and is dubbed the GREATEST EVAR!
For those interested, the “Jackass Nerd” wallpaper from the TMNT review. The image was done up in Vegas, which explains the blatant cut-and-paste nature of Nerd’s face. The sides of the image was flipped to cover the black bars of the original shot. If I spent more time on it, I would’ve added a mound of bullshit underneath, but then that would be pushing it. People sometimes take this shit a little too seriously after all.
Fits 640×480 desktop sizes.
The following blurb was written on September 5th, 2012:
A wallpaper manipulation from back in day reflecting a more accurate portrayal of the marketing behind the final film in the supposed prequel trilogy of Star Wars.
See, kids, as much as people want to praise the prequels for all their worth these days, Lucasfilm knew that the only reason anyone would give a flying flip about the final chapter of this was because it was going to be the first time we see Darth Vader in years. Nobody cared about the conclusion of the Clone Wars or the sorry excuse of a romance saga between Emo Anakin and Panda Bear, but rather we were gonna see Darth Vader on the big screen. Oh man, it’s gonna be so fucking epic!!
And then we saw the film… and Darth Vader appeared in the movie for all of two minutes… and those two minutes was all it took to systematically destroy the image of the Dark Lord of the Sith that had existed since he first appeared in cinemas back in 1977.
But that didn’t stop Lucasfilm and company from focusing the entire marketing campaign on Darth Vader; from the promos to the merchandise to everything. All for that fleeting appearance at the end of the film. Made to look like a complete fool.
Such a shame too.
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